How to become a Millionaire by avoiding paying for car parks
Me in front of car park sign where someone had written 'Rip off' on the sign
- Sit in the care till someone else has paid.
- Walk off with the video camera to video something 'important'.
- Say you have not got any change.
- Forget when it is your turn to pay.
- Pretend you are bursting for the loo so run to the loo hoping someone else has paid by the time you get back.
- Make sure you get out of the car last.
- Get 'pay and display' ticket off someone leaving the car park.
- Put a couple of pennies in the honesty box to make it look like you have paid.
- If driving send passengers to pay while you park.
- Make sure you arrive just after the end of the charging time.
- Buy the minimum ticket then stay all day hoping no-one will notice you have stayed longer than you should have.
- Find a space in a nearby street then walk the rest of the way.
- Scan the ground in the cart parkl for unexpired tickets or dropped coins.
- Collect some coins out of the shopping center charity wishing well to pay for the car park.
- Leave someone sitting in the car in case the traffic warden comes.
- Have a few pence short of the minimum ticket price so someone else has to pay anyway.
- Say 'Free Car park - my turn to pay'
All of the above have been thouroughly tested. I am always looking for ways of getting out of paying for car parks so if you can think or any excuses not listed here then please Email me . I will try out any excuses sent in and if they work I will add them to the bottom of the list.
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